This actually sounds pretty darn fun.
Dear Past Frank,
Well, what can I say?
It's that age where you give birth into your 'ungovernable' self; You discredit mom and dad for not knowing diddly squat, your hormones are starting to go buck wild, you regard your popularity, more like "e-props," as a way to obtain happiness, and you assume you know enough to be self-sufficient. You just think you're hot stuff, don't ya'?
But is this suppose to be a disappointment? Wasn't this a given the day you and I were born?
I remember three years ago, seven for me, our curiosity has led us to realize that by turning the faucet all the way hot wouldn't make blazing lava come out. Also, Remember how we believed that by sucking any blood, even our own, would cause us to turn into terrifying, blood-sucking vampires? Or actually, your generation will come to describe it as a fascinating, sparkly, dazzling creature that girls go bonkers for. Ha, Francis Cullen, what a joke.
Really Frank, just three years ago you thought that farting in the direction towards the heavens would somehow piss the Lord off, and now you think you can take care of yourself?
And how were the fights you picked? You stand five-feet-two, and you think you can knock out a guy twice your size?
How was the little 'business' you got yourself into? Was the dinky monetary gain worth it?
Did you like it when you lead other people into sin? You should know that it is better to have a "millstone to be strapped around your neck and be thrown off into the depths," than to "lead His little ones into sin."
How are the detentions you serve almost every week?
How are lectures from Sam?
How are the failing grades?
How are you and God?
How is your life Frank?
P.S. Don't worry, you'll get it all sorted out.....in Texas, punk.
Dear Future Frank,
How is life in the prime? Hopefully you're prospering, yeah?
I imagine you're married to a drop-dead gorgeous and God-fearing sweetheart, right? hehe. And how about 'em kids? Prospective gold medalist, world-record shattering, Michael Phelps dethroning Olympians right?
I hope that you are a caring hubby and father. I hope that you'll continue to guide your family under God's guidance. I hope that by now, you understand what God's Love really is, and I definitely hope that your wife doesn't make more than you, salary-wise, otherwise, I think you should just give up on life.
Haha, you should know that I think quite frequently on how your life is like. I'd imagine that you'd always show signs of affection to your wifey all around the house, even in front of the kids, and the kids get so annoyed by it that you think it's hilarious. Like, like pinchin' your wife's butt or something and then she'll obviously go "Fraaank," with a big-eyed smile, and the the kids will say "Dang it, Pops, Really? Do you seriously have to do that here?" and I'm sure you'd just go, "Hey, one day, you'll understand."
I really hope that the most important thing to you right now is your family.
Never underestimate the power of prayer, big Frank. I don't think we'll have a picture perfect family as both of us wants us to have, but I really hope that in times of distress, you'll be able to take the time to pray.

Good Luck out there in the real world. Hope you're doing fantastic!
Franksta Changsta, the O.G. Gangsta