Monday, March 15, 2010

Domination.

My first act as King of the world would be...

Well, since I'm a King and not an elected official, I don't have to mind all the criticism or worrying about doing anything for the favor of the citizens; all opposing figures will just simply be annihilated. However, I don't want much: just only a complete renovation of the world's land layout. Not much.
It would be called Operation Frankination.
First, I would get a couple of scientists to retrieve Kryptonite from the planet Krypton and have it injected into the earth to create a new landmass. possibly a new continent, like they almost did in Superman. Then I'll have its layered with an exotic jungle, a grassy comfortable field sounds nice, and a Mediterranean-like beach. Yes, yes, it's not much.

Then my queen will also have her own little island, probably in the shape of a dumb looking cat, which will be used as a landfill.

Not much, I mean, It's ONLY a new continent.

idk, man, Operation Frankination seems pretty peaceful to me

Friday, March 12, 2010

Dear Past Frank, Dear Future Frank

This actually sounds pretty darn fun.

Dear Past Frank,
Well, what can I say?
It's that age where you give birth into your 'ungovernable' self; You discredit mom and dad for not knowing diddly squat, your hormones are starting to go buck wild, you regard your popularity, more like "e-props," as a way to obtain happiness, and you assume you know enough to be self-sufficient. You just think you're hot stuff, don't ya'?

But is this suppose to be a disappointment? Wasn't this a given the day you and I were born?

I remember three years ago, seven for me, our curiosity has led us to realize that by turning the faucet all the way hot wouldn't make blazing lava come out. Also, Remember how we believed that by sucking any blood, even our own, would cause us to turn into terrifying, blood-sucking vampires? Or actually, your generation will come to describe it as a fascinating, sparkly, dazzling creature that girls go bonkers for. Ha, Francis Cullen, what a joke.
Really Frank, just three years ago you thought that farting in the direction towards the heavens would somehow piss the Lord off, and now you think you can take care of yourself?

And how were the fights you picked? You stand five-feet-two, and you think you can knock out a guy twice your size?
How was the little 'business' you got yourself into? Was the dinky monetary gain worth it?
Did you like it when you lead other people into sin? You should know that it is better to have a "millstone to be strapped around your neck and be thrown off into the depths," than to "lead His little ones into sin."
How are the detentions you serve almost every week?
How are lectures from Sam?
How are the failing grades?
How are you and God?


How is your life Frank?

P.S. Don't worry, you'll get it all sorted out.....in Texas, punk.

Dear Future Frank,
How is life in the prime? Hopefully you're prospering, yeah?
I imagine you're married to a drop-dead gorgeous and God-fearing sweetheart, right? hehe. And how about 'em kids? Prospective gold medalist, world-record shattering, Michael Phelps dethroning Olympians right?

I hope that you are a caring hubby and father. I hope that you'll continue to guide your family under God's guidance. I hope that by now, you understand what God's Love really is, and I definitely hope that your wife doesn't make more than you, salary-wise, otherwise, I think you should just give up on life.

Haha, you should know that I think quite frequently on how your life is like. I'd imagine that you'd always show signs of affection to your wifey all around the house, even in front of the kids, and the kids get so annoyed by it that you think it's hilarious. Like, like pinchin' your wife's butt or something and then she'll obviously go "Fraaank," with a big-eyed smile, and the the kids will say "Dang it, Pops, Really? Do you seriously have to do that here?" and I'm sure you'd just go, "Hey, one day, you'll understand."

I really hope that the most important thing to you right now is your family.
Never underestimate the power of prayer, big Frank. I don't think we'll have a picture perfect family as both of us wants us to have, but I really hope that in times of distress, you'll be able to take the time to pray.

Good Luck out there in the real world. Hope you're doing fantastic!

Franksta Changsta, the O.G. Gangsta

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Suitin' my needs.

If you could design one room in a house to suit only your needs, what would it look like?
I grew up in a traditional interior designed home. I hated it.


First off, this room would have to be built in a modern conduct. Nothing too radical as contemporary, but just a soft modern feel. The room can't be too big, I imagine something less than 250sq ft. should be fine. Although, I love warm color schemes like the picture above, I think I'm going to have to go with White, mostly Black, year 2142 type of feel. The walls will be painted cold white and the floor would be a very soft white carpet; something like arctic fox skin. I would have a fair-sized window on the north wall looking out on to some sort of view.

The doodads I'd have in my room are a full sized bed, a corner desk for my computer, a tall bookshelf, and a long rectangular table. The wood has to be oak finished in flat black. The bed would be placed on the north-west corner facing perpendicular the the north wall, head first. The corner desk will accompany a very high-tech computer with a really wide screen, preferably a Dell 24- inch and will be placed on the north-east corner right by the window so that I can rest my eyes and look at something pleasing if they are too stressed out.

My 6 foot Bookshelf would be placed in the middle of the East wall. A metallic surround-sound system is placed on the top shelf with speakers planted into the walls around the room. And the remaining shelves will be finished with books. My bookshelf would not be complete without A Mathematician's Apology by G.H. Hardy, Princeton's companion to Mathematics, Euclid's Elements, a big study bible, and a series of A-Z wordbook encyclopedias.The rest would probably be Computer Science papers and creative writings like poems. My rectangular study table would be placed on the south east corner having the long side adjacent to the east wall. This is probably where I'll do my studies and computer science crap. It will have a modern type of lamp, maybe Ikea?


This picture above will be implemented into three separate rectangular canvases. Each canvas being 40 inches long and will be placed on the southern east wall, just above my study table. The paintings will be done in acrylics and each canvas will be separated with a space of 5-7 inches. So my room would be black, white and a hint of orange. I like it. :]

I actually really like interior design, definitely something I'd like to be a connoisseur of.

I love it, but I hate it.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

The Mariana Depths, I have been

What is the hardest universal sport on earth?

Although, Olympic swimmers have the most tedious workout program than any other sport hands down, I think the sport of swimming actually falls shy of one sport in degrees of difficulty. I mean, don't get me wrong, professional swimmers have to train at least 4 hours a day ( I know that Micheal does up to 6), swimming up to and over a 100 kilometers weekly. That's a round-trip from Los Angeles to Orange County.
Also, skipping practice is out of the question for swimmers. You take a couple days off, and it just suddenly becomes exponentially harder to recover the workout from those days. It's not the same with other sports. Take basketball for example; A NBA player gets injured, and as soon as he's recovered, he's back in the game. Do that to a swimmer in the middle of championship season, and he's gone

But what sport could possibly be any harder than swimming?


Figure Skating.
What!? It's not even a sport!
Oh yes it is. If you have to spend hours training and building some sort of physical aptitude, it's a sport. Golf, on the other hand, is a leisure thing; please don't tell me you get your exercise from golf. Yet, it's one of the most well payed sports on the planet, ironic.
Why? Well other than the physical abilities that are needed to do so well in this sport, it also requires a great amount of mental capacity. To be able to remember a 7 minute speech is one thing. To be able to remember, to be able to execute, to be able to endure 12 minutes of a routine is definitely another thing.
Although figure skating is an Olympic sport, it's one of the less universal sports out there. Logically, the harder the sport gets, the less people participate. Last time I checked there was only 2 heats of 10 swimmers in the mile race when there were 10 heats of 10 people in the 50m freestyle race in 2008. So using the same logic, it's easy to say that figure skating is one of the hardest sports on the planet.

still my hero though.




sheet music can be found here
Inochi no namae is my favorite by him though, be sure to check him out!

Monday, March 1, 2010

The damn "Deserted Island" prompt.

If I were to spend the rest of my life on a deserted island and can only bring three things, what would the three things be?

...I hate these prompts.

Assuming that this island accommodates essential living materials, the first object I would bring along would probably be the bible. Oh yes, the good ol' book. However, although, it is pretty much obsolete considering the fact that the likelihood of anyone sinning on a deserted island would not be a whole lot. I would still bring it along just to exercise the mind and have something to meditate upon.

Numero Dos.
Seclude a man from humankind long enough, and I'm sure he'll have quite a few screws up in his head loose, so for this reason, I'd like to bring someone along to share the torment with me, preferably a female counterpart....hehehe. WHAT? Do you wanna stick around with a gender you don't favor "pleasingly" 24/7? Yeah, that's what I thought. Whatever, I gave the bible some use now. :]

And lastly.
I have two things what I want., and it'd be selfish to blackball my "counterpart's" needs. So, I'll let this object to be whatever she wants it to be. I would guess a piano or something of that name of tune. I mean, honestly, If I were dragged along to this sort of situation and I couldn't bring anything along, I think that person should be more concerned about his own survival rather than what objects to bring along.

definitely something a girl would post, but I thought it looked sort of "cute." (please excuse my ladylike terms). So that's your picture of the day.

Now something about me:
Cuisine; don't have a particular favorite but I love Mexican, Japanese, Korean, and American food.

Unitl next time,
FC