Monday, March 15, 2010

Domination.

My first act as King of the world would be...

Well, since I'm a King and not an elected official, I don't have to mind all the criticism or worrying about doing anything for the favor of the citizens; all opposing figures will just simply be annihilated. However, I don't want much: just only a complete renovation of the world's land layout. Not much.
It would be called Operation Frankination.
First, I would get a couple of scientists to retrieve Kryptonite from the planet Krypton and have it injected into the earth to create a new landmass. possibly a new continent, like they almost did in Superman. Then I'll have its layered with an exotic jungle, a grassy comfortable field sounds nice, and a Mediterranean-like beach. Yes, yes, it's not much.

Then my queen will also have her own little island, probably in the shape of a dumb looking cat, which will be used as a landfill.

Not much, I mean, It's ONLY a new continent.

idk, man, Operation Frankination seems pretty peaceful to me

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